BROKEN ROBOT; PARANOID DROID

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I woke up, and stumbled into my dresser.  Two of the shelves are now broken.  Thank you, knee.

I continued to have a nosebleed for some reason, and spent a bit of time cleaning the murder scene off of the sink and counter.

I quickly got myself to work, after locking myself out of the house, breaking back into my house, and finding out afterwards that there was a key in the garage.

I got to work and stared at the timesheet for a couple moments, before checking my phone for the current date.

It was 10am.  I am not supposed to be at work until 12.

I lost ten bucks from out of my wallet somewhere between the way to my car, work, and home.

I tried to make coffee to wake myself up, and I caught myself before I put taco seasoning into my drink.

…

There is still a hairbrush in my purse for some reason.  I think I carried it to work.

I…

I don’t remember.

Can I go back to sleep, please.

pluh

Answer:

No-one wants me.

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mh~

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And checkmate

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Shazam.

Hey-o~